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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour billable hours are now just data points for our model.
Senior Associate (Expert in drafting, master of the markup)
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee
help!youAI▸ LEXI-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills every closing checklist in seconds
You spend all night drafting closing binders, marking up redlines, and checking closing conditions for corporate deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, passive-aggressive tone in a partner's email at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized contract generation replaces your initial document drafting work.
Month 4
Vision models flag every missing exhibit in your closing binder instantly.
Month 8
The software suggests every necessary edit based on historical deal data.
Month 12
Digital agents manage all signature page logistics without your manual oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The model finalizes the deal while you pack your desk items.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12000
Redlines processed per second
Zero
Coffee intake requirement
0.0001%
Closing binder error rate
Your severance
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