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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to over-analyze a standard NDA is officially market-adjusted.
Drafting iron-clad excuses for corporate negligence.
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Closing deals faster than a billable hour.
help!youAI▸ LEXICORE CONTRACT PROCESSOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
pre-fills boilerplate with predatory terms
You draft contracts, negotiate terms, and mitigate liability. Your existence depends on endless document review and internal emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and see when the CEO is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your document library is uploaded to our central repository.
Month 5
The AI starts suggesting changes to standard vendor contracts.
Month 13
Smart agents begin responding to basic legal queries automatically.
Month 20
Bot-to-bot deal finalization eliminates human interaction in standard deals.
Year 2 · D-Day
The legal department is officially a software subscription service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200,000
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Your severance
A PDF copy of the company's new terms of service.
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