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December 20, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving fake money across borders is just math, and we love math.
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calculates optimal tax jurisdiction in real-time
You spend all day justifying intercompany tax rates to regulators. Excel is your only friend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused auditor why the royalty fee doubled in March.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull financial data from subsidiaries without your help.
Month 4
Algorithms scan global market data to justify profit margins automatically.
Month 8
Templates churn out compliant tax reports before you finish coffee.
Month 12
A direct API submits your filings straight to the taxman.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and you are formally decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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Excel sheets open
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Audit panic attacks
Zero
Compliance loopholes found
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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