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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou automate others until you eventually automate yourself into complete irrelevance.
Professional architect of your own unemployment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping your workflows directly into the void.
oof.youAI▸ PROCESSDRILLER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses departmental silos into a single server
You map out office workflows and build data pipelines to cut human labor. Your job is now redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which messy undocumented legacy spreadsheet will actually crash the entire company.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI crawlers scan your SQL databases to understand every data dependency.
Month 3
Autonomous agents write and optimize your Alteryx workflows in real time.
Month 7
Machines generate and update all your process documentation automatically.
Month 10
Dashboards replace your slide decks and status update meetings.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Unlimited
Workflows mapped
42 percent
Human error rate
100 percent
Pipeline uptime
Your severance
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