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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling expensive slide decks to people who will automate your job.
Professional powerpoint enthusiast and change management whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning corporate buzz into actual profit.
squeeze.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite synergy matrices on demand
You build complex roadmaps for digital change. Then you fill slide decks with jargon to justify the budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models ingest your notes to generate perfect corporate visuals.
Month 4
Algorithms analyze your legacy systems to output realistic migration plans.
Month 8
Chat agents handle the meetings while you watch from home.
Month 13
The machine proves itself cheaper than your quarterly bonus.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system builds its own slides.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
400+
Slides per quarter
12%
Actual change implemented
90
Buzzwords per meeting
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy cloud service.
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