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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist to pivot the deck chairs while the iceberg hits.
Professional slide deck artist with an airline badge
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generates buzzword-compliant restructuring plans overnight
You draft endless slide decks for board meetings and announce efficiency initiatives that never actually change the flight operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the board wants to fire everyone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent scrapes your existing slide decks for recurring patterns.
Week 12
Software identifies redundant departments and generates lean organizational structures automatically.
Month 6
A natural language engine takes over sending all inspirational corporate emails.
Month 10
Board members interact with a dashboard that bypasses your human synthesis.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire department with a single optimized algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
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Slides produced weekly
0.1%
Initiatives actually finished
95%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-hub city
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