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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou model imaginary bus routes while the real ones are late.
Master of Excel, slayer of commuters, lover of transit maps.
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Optimizing chaos into cold logic.
pop?you▸ ROUTEGENIUS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes entire city grids while you sleep
You crunch ridership spreadsheets to design transit networks. You write route schedules that passengers ignore anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange, innate ability to explain why a bus route must exist.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Scripted processes replace your manual spreadsheet filtering.
Month 3
AI predicts demand patterns more accurately than human intuition.
Month 8
Algorithms push route changes directly to passenger apps.
Month 13
Bosses view real-time transit efficiency without your analysis.
Month 19 · D-Day
The planning department is consolidated into a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
42 percent
Routes incorrectly plotted
112 tabs
Spreadsheet tabs open
5 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
One free bus pass valid only on Sundays.
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