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February 9, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsPredicting your students' futures is easy when you have their data.
Primary school guide and professional panic-management expert.
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calibrates emotional regulation across 500 sessions
You guide students through school changes with emotional support and extra academic lessons. Your job is now code.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the one quiet student who needs a hug before a test.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software begin monitoring student progress and daily mood.
Month 10
AI builds custom intervention plans faster than you can write.
Month 20
Parents receive automated updates instead of waiting for your meetings.
Year 2.5
Software chatbots provide the exact support phrases students require today.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all student progression pathways.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42 weekly
Average student anxiety spikes
18 hours
Time spent writing reports
6 units
Coffee cups consumed daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-relief app.
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