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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour nuanced literary critique is just a very slow language model.
Literary theory enthusiast, grader of infinite red-pen marks.
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split.youAI▸ LINGUISTBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
corrects student grammar in millisecond bursts
You explain linguistic theories and grade student translations. Soon, a script will flag every error in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific cultural idiom sounds wrong to native ears.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software identifies common syntax errors in student work instantly.
Month 4
A template engine generates better lecture notes than your personal drafts.
Month 8
Bots answer student questions about theory with perfect academic precision.
Month 13
Recorded video lectures replace your live classroom presence.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department replaces your faculty line with a single license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000
Redundant essays per hour
0.1 percent
Human nuance detection rate
Infinite
Lectures replaced
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic proofreading tier.
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