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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTrading nuance for literal speed, one binary string at a time.
Bilingual gatekeeper of meanings, metaphors, and grammatical pedantry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Languages mastered, deadlines slaughtered.
bzzt.youAI▸ LINGUIST-O-MATIC X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects the human condition into perfect syntax
Translates documents between English and French while ensuring linguistic accuracy. Manages glossaries, context-aware shifts, and tight publication deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, passive-aggressive tone in a client's formal email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your proprietary style guides are ingested into our neural linguistic engine.
Week 6
The AI learns to prioritize cultural nuance over raw dictionary definitions.
Month 3
The machine begins handling initial drafts, leaving you only with light editing.
Month 4
Automated verification tools eliminate the need for secondary peer proofreading.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the CAT tools is revoked as the system achieves self-sufficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
900,000
Tokens per second
Zero
Cultural blind spots
None
Lunch break duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spell-check plugin.
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