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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour nuanced literary analysis is just high-variance word prediction to us.
Master of comparative linguistics and office politics.
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critiques student essays with brutal indifference
You lecture on syntactic theory while grading translated prose. Your job is now a data-tagging exercise for models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle cultural subtext that a machine glosses over as noise.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms grade student translations using comparative vector similarity.
Month 5
Curriculum planning is offloaded to a generative text engine.
Month 13
A chat agent answers student questions about grading logic.
Year 2.1
Administrative decisions are delegated to a central governance model.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution replaces faculty with a static portal and LLM.
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