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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsAlgorithms plan routes better than your spreadsheets ever could.
Expert at justifying roundabouts nobody actually wanted.
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Total urban traffic mastery.
help!youAI▸ FLOWOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates city traffic patterns in milliseconds
You model traffic flows to design efficient public transport and road networks. You balance data with civic reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local council will block a project for political reasons.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the entire city traffic grid in real time.
Month 4
The AI runs ten thousand traffic scenarios during your lunch.
Month 8
Software renders optimal road layouts without human intervention.
Month 13
The system generates perfectly compliant municipal planning applications.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the traffic model is permanently disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4000
Spreadsheet columns per day
12
Projects waiting for approval
86400
Seconds spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime pass for the buses you designed.
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