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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Transport Tracker jobs? · Latest report #xwv5e9h4
Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsGPS coordinates are not a personality, despite what you believe.
Refresh-button warrior in the war against reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human anxiety.
split.youAI▸ FLEETSTREAM AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends fake delivery updates to appease clients
You watch blue dots on a screen and refresh delivery status pages for angry customers all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the delivery driver has given up on life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Connecting the fleet directly to a live tracking database.
Week 6
Sending texts to customers so you do not have to.
Month 4
Calculating traffic patterns faster than you can blink.
Month 6
Solving route conflicts without human intervention or panicking.
Month 8 · D-Day
The screen stays green forever and you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,000 daily
Blue dot refreshes
12 per hour
Estimated arrival lies
Infinite
Angry customer pings
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-caffeine energy drinks.
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