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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA glorified tram pilot waiting for a software update to steer.
Professional tram pilot, expert in repetitive transit dialogue
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Moving guests without the human chatter.
split.youAI▸ MAGICWAY AUTONOMOUS GLIDE-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maneuvers guest queues without human friction
You navigate fixed routes through crowded park zones and manage passenger loading cycles. Your career ends the moment sensor-fused autonomy outsmarts a monorail track.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still calm a crying child when the monorail stalls near the park exit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Digital voice synthesis replaces your repetitive safety announcements with perfectly timed, multi-lingual audio tracks.
Month 7
Lidar arrays are mounted to existing trams to provide precise object detection and obstacle avoidance.
Month 16
Control of throttle and braking is handed over to a remote centralized park-wide fleet network.
Year 2.3
The driver cabin is converted into revenue-generating seating space as autonomy becomes fully validated.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your vehicle fleet undergoes autonomous optimization, rendering human navigation completely redundant within the park environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
98 percent
Average passenger boredom
200 milliseconds
Human reaction latency
Zero tolerated
Accidental route detours
Your severance
One free limited-edition branded foam finger and exit.
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