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March 25, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTeaching autonomous systems how to replace your own lecture notes daily.
Tenured architect of the automated traffic grid apocalypse
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Conducts research on vehicle platooning algorithms and publishes theoretical models for sidewalk robot navigation. Teaches curriculum on traffic flow optimization and automation infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuanced ethical failure of a sidewalk robot in rain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
All your past papers and lecture slides are ingested into our central training model.
Month 6
Grading software replaces manual review by standardizing exam answers against perfect model outputs.
Month 16
AI systems automatically generate and submit grant proposals with higher success rates than human academics.
Year 2.1
Interactive, personalized AI avatars replace in-person teaching with dynamic, real-time updated curriculum.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The department replaces physical presence with a localized server farm and cloud-based learning infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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