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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou mediate disputes because you have not automated your own misery.
Professional referee for grown adults in sensible office attire
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving human friction with cold logic.
bzzt.youAI▸ ARBI-TRADE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes middle management in one click
You manage complex procurement systems and arbitrate human conflict between agency departments during operational failures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about why the deadline was missed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors your email traffic to learn your mediation habits.
Month 5
Routine procurement tasks are shifted to self-service algorithm portals.
Month 10
Automated conflict resolution protocols handle internal team disputes.
Month 15
Sensors and software replace your physical safety compliance auditing.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access card expires as the system self-regulates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400x faster
Conflict Resolution Speed
99.99 percent
Procurement Accuracy
Infinity hours
Meeting Time Saved
Your severance
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