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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 23, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a slow, oversized stapler that smells like rot.
Professional heavy-duty box-squasher with a penchant for leaking oil.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning garbage into atoms since yesterday.
toast.youAI▸ OBLIVION-CRUSHER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses entire landfills into pocket-sized cubes
You crush bin waste into small cubes using hydraulic pressure. You operate in a loud, cramped garbage room.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific metallic tang of a lost car key in the heap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors report exactly how much space you waste while crushing.
Month 8
Vision models identify items that should not be crushed.
Month 13
A silent electric motor replaces your noisy, leaking pump.
Month 18
An offsite server tracks your output and flags your mistakes.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The new machine turns you into a very small cube.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98 percent
Average cube density
Zero
Smell tolerance level
4 per hour
Hydraulic failure rate
Your severance
One free magnet for your sticky chassis.
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