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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 4, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour metal limb is now officially a luxury paperweight.
Professional jam-clearer of the mechanical underworld
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning garbage into smaller garbage forever.
squeeze.youAI▸ SQUISHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
squeezes refuse into perfect dense blocks
You spend your day clearing jams, resetting hydraulic pressure, and hauling heavy, compressed waste cubes to the loading bay.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which weird item is jamming the shredder teeth by sound alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Smart vision cameras detect jams before the machine even stops.
Month 8
Robotic fingers reach in to pick out the jammed scrap.
Month 13
AI-managed pumps keep pressure at the perfect crushing level.
Month 18
Small robotic platforms move waste cubes to the truck.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The compactor now runs itself while you collect your severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
14
Jams cleared daily
200+
Cubes crushed
Too high
Manual effort
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade lubricant.
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