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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Trauma Medical Sales Rep jobs? · Latest report #at52qe57
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced titanium pins by golfing with surgeons is officially dead.
Professional surgeon-whisperer and titanium hardware enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated implant procurement for modern surgery.
stretchy.youAI▸ VENDORBOT-7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates supply contracts while you are golfing
You manage hospital accounts, scrub into operating rooms, and push orthopedic hardware. The hospital bean-counters decide the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the lead surgeon is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software logs every surgeon's specific hardware preference automatically.
Month 5
Sensors in hospital bins order replacements before kits run empty.
Month 13
High-fidelity digital overlays guide OR staff without physical human presence.
Year 1.9
Hospital software auctions your contracts to the cheapest hardware supplier.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated; you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12
Surgeons ghosted daily
98% fake
Golf score accuracy
4.2
Implants sold per shift
Your severance
One free box of expired bone screws.
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