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October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsSelling snake oil to people who already have internet access.
Road warrior selling pills nobody asked for.
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Automated supplement procurement, zero human overhead.
wheee!you▸ OMEGASTREAM V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes route delivery for maximum margin
You spend days cold-calling pharmacies, managing trunk inventory, and explaining omega-3 benefits. Efficiency is hindered by your inability to optimize routes or predict demand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a shop owner's face with unblinking confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Algorithms map your territory, cutting your driving time by 40 percent.
Month 3
Real-time stock tracking replaces your clipboard and messy trunk inventory logs.
Month 7
AI-driven email sequences handle the cold-calling phase without human rejection.
Month 10
Warehouse robots ship directly to pharmacies, bypassing your sales pitch entirely.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate portal is terminated as a script handles the final account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
92%
Cold call failure rate
14%
Trunk inventory spoilage
40k km
Total mileage wasted
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired omega-3 capsules.
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