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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour legal briefs are just expensive paperwork for the algorithm.
Drafting fiscal policy one loophole at a time.
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Statutory logic without the human ego.
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You draft complex fiscal regulations and interpret legislative intent for the treasury. You litigate and negotiate agency outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher exactly which vague phrase in the legislation was a compromise.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scans every historical brief to learn your logic.
Month 5
Automated drafting software starts writing your standard policy memos.
Month 13
The system identifies all loopholes faster than any senior associate.
Year 2.1
AI models handle settlement discussions with predictable, cold precision.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The agency switches to fully autonomous regulatory rule-making.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 96.7%
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