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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour arbitrage is just a rounding error for a faster algorithm.
Master of spreadsheets and overpriced Bloomberg keyboard keys.
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Liquidating markets before you read the headline.
pop?you▸ BONDBOT QUANT-CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every market trade at light speed
You trade government bonds using terminal screens and instant messaging. You manage liquidity and interest rate price risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle tone of a trader's voice during a panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Algorithmic software starts suggesting better trade entry points than you.
Month 5
AI agents replace your chat-based negotiations with automated counterparty matching.
Month 11
Neural networks forecast interest rate swings more accurately than your intuition.
Month 16
The system rebalances the entire Treasury portfolio without needing your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the trading terminal is permanently revoked by IT.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
8 milliseconds
Average latency advantage
99 percent
Sentiment analysis accuracy
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium financial news terminal.
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