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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling financial products with a smile is just high-speed data entry.
Junior FX dealer with high stress and low sleep.
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split.youAI▸ TRADESTREAM PRO 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-volume arbitrage while you blink
You facilitate currency trades and pitch financial instruments. Algorithms do this faster with lower latency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a client's voice during a panic sale.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software routes standard retail trades without human intervention.
Month 6
Natural language models handle mundane client inquiries about FX pricing.
Month 12
Advanced algorithms anticipate market depth better than any junior desk.
Month 16
Real-time AI monitoring replaces human desk book reconciliation processes.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.0003ms
Trade execution latency
6 cups daily
Coffee consumption
99.99 percent
Spread capture rate
Your severance
A decommissioned Bloomberg terminal and one stale bagel.
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