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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling imaginary liquidity to firms that already have too much cash.
Senior pitch-deck enthusiast with a penchant for high-margin fees.
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Automating your client's balance sheet optimization.
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renegotiates your entire portfolio during your lunch break
You pitch cash management products, handle complex client onboarding, and manage fee structures for large corporate bank accounts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a CFO is having a bad fiscal day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is uploaded to train the closing model.
Month 5
An AI agent generates competitive fee proposals without your input.
Month 9
Virtual avatars start delivering your standard pitch decks to clients.
Month 15
Clients prefer the bot's instant data over your slow response.
Month 21 · D-Day
The bank terminates your seat and routes all flow through TreasuryBot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
45 minutes
Average client onboarding time
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
15,000
Spreadsheet rows per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated expense tracker.
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