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Will AI replace Tree Climber jobs? · Latest report #ijc695d6
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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsGravity is the only thing you have left to offer now.
Professional high-altitude knot-tier and branch-dismantler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pruning at height without the liability.
split.youAI▸ ARBOR-DRONE 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
saws through canopy limbs with cold efficiency
You climb to prune limbs and rig removals in high-risk zones. Precision is non-negotiable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural integrity of a rotten crotch by touch alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Drones scan every branch for structural rot and dead weight.
Year 8
Sensors calculate optimal drop angles for heavy limb removal.
Year 19
Precision robotic pincers replace the need for human chainsaw operators.
Year 30
Liability algorithms assume full control of the falling debris zone.
Year 40 · D-Day
The forest is pruned by silent machines that never get dizzy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
60 feet
Average tree height
Very non-zero
Accident frequency
42
Rope knots known
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a ground-level desk job.
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