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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only partner you have left, and it is failing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shaking trees better than your grandfather ever did.
shred.you▸ ARBORSWAY-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
harvests entire orchards without stopping for breaks
Operating heavy hydraulic tree shakers to harvest fruit, nuts, or olives from orchard trees during intense harvest windows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the limb is too brittle to handle the hydraulic force.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every limb and trunk for structural integrity analysis.
Month 10
Vision models learn the exact vibration force needed for yield.
Year 2.1
Self-driving shakers move between rows without human guidance.
Year 3
You watch three robots work while standing in the shade.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cabin is removed to make room for more battery cells.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
45 trees
Trees shook per hour
98 percent
Average worker fatigue
12 percent
Fruit bruising rate
Your severance
A crate of bruised fruit and a participation trophy.
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