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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsA chainsaw is just a loud way to admit you hate gravity.
High-altitude botanist with a fear of falling.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pruning complexity from the canopy.
ow.youAI▸ ARBOR-MECH 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
evaluates branch integrity through vibration analysis
You climb, prune, and fell trees while managing complex cabling systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You intuitively sense the structural rot deep inside a trunk before the scan does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
High-res LiDAR maps every branch in the neighborhood.
Year 4
Algorithms calculate the perfect drop angle for every limb.
Year 8
Spider-bots with high-friction grippers handle the vertical work.
Year 14
Laser-guided saws perform the surgical cuts you once made.
Year 20 · D-Day
The robots leave you with nothing but a photo of a tree.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
450 trees
Trees climbed annually
12,000 mins
Minutes spent untangling ropes
Infinite
Gravity-defying stunts performed
Your severance
A blunt handsaw and a voucher for physical therapy.
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