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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only thing currently keeping your business in existence.
Professional branch wrangler and high-voltage hazard navigator.
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Pruning power grids with surgical precision.
help!youAI▸ BRANCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
senses electrical arc risks through damp air
You manage crews pruning branches near utility power lines. You balance heavy equipment, safety regulations, and weather-dependent schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural rot in a trunk just by looking at the canopy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drones create 3D maps of all tree-line encroachments.
Month 6
Software predicts branch growth patterns to schedule maintenance.
Month 17
Self-driving bucket trucks position themselves without human input.
Year 2.5
Articulated saw arms remove targeted branches with vision guidance.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire fleet operates independently while you watch from home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
1.2 liters
Average tree-climbing sweat per shift
40 percent
Insurance premiums for gravity-defying stunts
4 hours
Storm-call response wait time
Your severance
A blunt saw and a sturdy pair of boots.
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