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Will AI replace Tree Worker jobs? · Latest report #7rwkud9m
Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2033
In 7 yearsGravity is the only thing keeping you relevant right now.
Professional monkey, rope enthusiast, gravity defier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pruning the canopy without the risk.
stretchy.youAI▸ ARBOREAL-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
rigs heavy timber with sub-millimeter precision
You climb, prune, and fell trees in unpredictable, uneven terrain. Safety and precise rigging are your constant daily focus.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the grain of a living tree to predict how it will fall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Sensors map canopy stress before you even touch a rope.
Year 2.2
Robotic arms demonstrate better balance on swaying limbs than humans.
Year 4
Self-anchoring units replace manual climbing gear entirely.
Year 5
Insurance firms drop coverage for human climbers due to unit safety.
Year 7 · D-Day
Your saws are recycled into the chassis of the next unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
Zero for units
Average tree falls
Unlimited meters
Height tolerance
Negligible
Insurance premiums
Your severance
A blunt saw and a bag of wood chips.
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