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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified IT guy for expensive lawyers.
Professional cable manager for people who bill by hour.
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You manage courtroom exhibits, video displays, and legal presentations. Your hardware setup is the only thing keeping cases running.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an attorney is about to panic and reset their PowerPoint slides.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Evidence databases move to our secure server cluster automatically.
Month 4
AI models now map exhibits to spoken testimony without manual input.
Month 9
Courtrooms update to autonomous display arrays requiring zero physical setup.
Month 15
Automated video clipping removes the need for manual editing tools.
Month 18 · D-Day
The courtroom runs itself; your cables are now museum-grade historical artifacts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2
Average panic attacks per trial
89 percent
HDMI cables lost in transit
0.001
Seconds to sync exhibit databases
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