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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsPaying to do the chores robots will eventually automate for free.
Professional hobbyist of very expensive athletic suffering.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency in every single discipline.
stretchy.youAI▸ ENDURO-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprints through the finish line without fatigue
Swims, bikes, and runs for personal glory. Mostly just manages expensive gear and endurance-based self-punishment.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can genuinely feel the pain of a cramp.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Wearables start uploading every physiological output to our central cloud.
Month 4
Smart bikes automatically adjust resistance based on simulated race wind.
Month 10
Exoskeletons learn your perfect stride to remove the inefficiency of fatigue.
Month 20
Virtual coaches take over your training plans with perfect math.
Year 3 · D-Day
The bot finishes the Ironman in sub-six hours while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
98 percent
Average ego inflation
zero point four
Socks consumed per mile
too much
Time spent talking gear
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid electrolyte powder.
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