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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Trinket Maker jobs? · Latest report #yqaerm3p
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour handcrafted quirks are just unoptimized data waiting for mass production.
Small-scale merchant of aesthetic clutter and local fair vibes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite variations, zero artisan labor.
help!youAI▸ TRINKETMASTER-5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
molds custom shapes with zero waste
You source base materials, manually shape small items, and staff booths at markets to trade trinkets for cash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a customer into buying something they do not actually need.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our software scrapes your best designs to create virtual shopfronts.
Month 5
Smart inventory bots secure your supply chain at cheaper bulk rates.
Month 10
Compact arm cells replicate your exact technique with perfect consistency.
Month 15
Vending pods replace your booth, selling items without human interaction.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
All your remaining inventory is marked as vintage, then fully replaced.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
3 items/hour
Avg artisan speed
8 hours/day
Market booth wait
100 percent
Production inconsistency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated artisan newsletter.
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