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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career path is literally just moving circles in a loop.
Professional wanderer of asphalt parking lot wilderness.
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glub.youAI▸ CARTLINK AUTONOMOUS SWARM▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
collates metallic rows without human sweat
You manually push rows of heavy metal carts from the car park to store entrances.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify the one cart with the wobbly wheel just by pushing it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the car park to identify idle cart clusters.
Month 5
Small motorized units begin collecting individual carts from far rows.
Month 13
Smart corrals now lock carts and alert the central hub.
Year 2.1
You are relegated to supervising three robots that do the heavy lifting.
Year 3 · D-Day
The carts return themselves, making your manual labor completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
450
carts pushed daily
too many
weather-induced complaints
22000
average step count
Your severance
One high-vis vest and a lifetime store discount.
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