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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour aesthetic appeal is just a legacy feature in our roadmap.
Professional muse (expert in lighting and silent disapproval).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curated perfection without the biological upkeep.
ow.youAI▸ SOCIALASSET-GEN 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes social presence while staying perfectly silent
Maintaining a curated social image and performing high-visibility leisure requires constant effort. Our systems will optimize this.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the genuine human unpredictability that makes a public appearance feel truly authentic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts posting perfectly curated photos of your life daily.
Month 5
Language models generate all your required polite party dialogue.
Month 13
High-res projections handle your appearances at boring evening galas.
Year 1.9
Automated systems handle all scheduling and networking social interactions.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full identity control for maximum aesthetic efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9%
Selfie optimization rate
Always
Social event attendance
Endless
Average aesthetic upkeep
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our image-filtering cloud service.
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