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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthCasting nets into the digital void, hoping for a bite.
Professional water-starer and fly-tying enthusiast.
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Precision angling without the sunburn.
no no noyou▸ ICHTHYOS-AUTOMATON 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
snags trophy trout with thermal-vision targeting
Waiting hours for fish to strike, tying delicate flies, and enduring erratic weather patterns for a single catch.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational patience to sit in freezing rain for a non-guaranteed reward.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Drones create high-resolution 3D maps of every river section.
Month 9
Underwater acoustic sensors track fish movement patterns in real-time.
Month 21
Smart-bait robots mimic local insects with perfect erratic motion.
Year 3
Gantry-mounted arms pull fish from water without human intervention.
Year 4 · D-Day
All natural river access is replaced by Deprecation.org hydroponic pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
482
Average casts per strike
89%
Hours spent staring at water
12 annually
Flies lost in trees
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm instant coffee.
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