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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell heavy metal, but your commission is rusting away fast.
Professional dream seller and tire kick enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No haggle, no test drive, just delivery.
glub.youAI▸ FLEETPILOT SALESBOT X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates instant financing for every credit risk
You walk the lot, talk about torque, and fill out endless finance paperwork for truck buyers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is lying about their credit score.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Virtual reality viewers show customers every truck in inventory.
Month 4
Automated systems approve credit applications in under sixty seconds.
Month 10
Set pricing replaces the need for your haggling dance.
Month 15
Robotic trucks drive themselves directly to the customer's site.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your desk is now a high-speed charging port.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12 minutes
Average lunch break
48
Tires kicked daily
4:1
Lie-to-truth ratio
Your severance
A branded baseball cap and a handshake.
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