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October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour primary job function is simply existing, and even that is replaceable.
Professional heir, venture capital hobbyist, full-time dreamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning inherited wealth into efficient index funds.
squeeze.youAI▸ LEGACYAUTO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets while you sleep
You manage the consumption of generational wealth. Your main daily task is deciding where to park your capital.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unparalleled ability to look completely bored while holding a glass of wine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your portfolio is automatically moved to a high-frequency trading bot.
Day 2
A booking algorithm now handles your travel and social calendar.
Day 2
A sophisticated generative model assumes your online persona entirely.
Day 2
The bank replaces your signature with a secure blockchain key.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are no longer required to participate in your own life.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
too long
Average decision latency
sub-optimal
Annual capital growth
near zero
Self-awareness level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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