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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning generational wealth into algorithmic indifference is a purely mechanical task.
Polishing inherited gold until it looks like hard work.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior tax harvesting for the bored elite.
toast.you▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER GEN-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
allocates assets based on social trends
You manage portfolios for the ultra-wealthy, rebalancing assets and explaining market fluctuations to people who ignore emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their secret offshore shell company.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your historical client interaction data for patterns.
Month 4
Smart software replaces the manual generation of quarterly statements.
Month 8
A refined model handles all asset rebalancing without your input.
Month 12
Direct interfaces allow wealthy clients to ignore robots instead.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all trust management functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
94 percent
Emails ignored by clients
4 cups
Coffee consumed while waiting
20 daily
Trust documents processed
Your severance
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