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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsMoving numbers between accounts is just math, not a personality trait.
Professional whisperer of inherited money to the clueless.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fiduciary duty, now with zero human error.
squeeze.youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You shuffle assets between tax-advantaged accounts and explain returns to bored heirs. You monitor portfolios and market swings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to be interested in the beneficiary's aimless life plans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software now generates all client statements without human editing.
Month 4
Algorithmic agents start managing tax-loss harvesting and portfolio balancing.
Month 8
Regulatory monitoring systems replace the manual compliance audit process.
Month 13
An interface replaces you for all basic distribution requests.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client relationships globally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
900 million
Wealth moved per second
Zero
Human empathy errors
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A complimentary gold-plated abacus and a firm handshake.
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