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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving heavy things in circles is a hobby, not a career.
Master of tugs, commander of wake, lover of dredging.
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Towing without the temper tantrum.
bzzt.youAI▸ NAVIBOT FLEETCOMMANDER 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal drift for tight port docking
You navigate tugs to assist large ships and manage dredging operations. The sea is just a wet highway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still swear at the wind and somehow make the barge actually behave.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We install cameras on your bridge to record every twitch.
Month 6
The ship starts suggesting course corrections you will eventually follow.
Month 16
Remote pilot stations replace your physical presence on the bridge.
Year 2.5
AI-managed suction depth sensors replace your intuition for bottom density.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are demoted to a shore-based status monitor until you quit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94%
Average wake irritation index
8000/year
Hours spent staring at radar
4 liters
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
A compass that only points toward the nearest unemployment office.
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