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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour job is just ropes and rust that computers find boring.
Master of knots and soggy breakfast sandwiches.
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Automated mooring without the coffee breaks.
split.youAI▸ TOWMASTER AUTOMATON V2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures tow lines with zero human error
You handle heavy tow lines, scrub salt off decks, and cook for the crew. Then you watch the horizon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a frozen nylon hawser with bare, shivering hands in a gale.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras and sonar track the lines for the human to monitor.
Month 10
Hydraulic arms grab the bollards so you do not have to.
Year 1.9
A food dispenser replaces your daily cooking duties entirely.
Year 3
Drones scan for rust and spot-paint the hull autonomously.
Year 4 · D-Day
The tug runs on code and you run on severance pay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Ropes tied per shift
11
Salt-related corrosion events
8
Hours staring at water
Your severance
A one-way ferry ticket to the nearest unemployment office.
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