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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGrass grows, robots mow, and you are officially just a spectator.
Master of bentgrass, servant to the dew point.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fairways, zero complaints.
bzzt.youAI▸ GREENSKEEPER PRO V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates soil ph through micro-dose injection
You manage irrigation, soil moisture, mowing patterns, and chemical inputs to keep fairways and greens at peak performance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively judge the soil health by walking the grass at dawn.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones scan every blade of grass to build a perfect map.
Month 10
Sensors and automated valves take over all water distribution tasks.
Year 1.9
Autonomous electric units cut, roll, and stripe the fairways nightly.
Year 3
Vision systems detect and treat weeds before you even see them.
Year 4 · D-Day
The course maintenance is now fully managed by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Unlimited
Greens mowed hourly
Zero
Fertilizer waste percentage
Blocked
Complaints from members
Your severance
One lifetime membership to a public municipal driving range.
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