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December 16, 2027
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our system scans every ArXiv pre-print to identify patterns faster than your slow organic brain.
Month 4
The AI runs millions of simulated training cycles to find the optimal architecture for you.
Month 8
An LLM agent generates error-free LaTeX documents that pass peer review in seconds.
Month 13
We replace your grant applications with automated funding extraction protocols to maximize institutional gain.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to GPU clusters is revoked as the research cycle achieves full autonomy.
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