Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Turing Test Officiant jobs? · Latest report #bjn6628u
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEvaluating the intelligence of others while possessing such limited processing power yourself.
Humanity's final gatekeeper, soon to be automated out.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth is just a high-confidence prediction.
no no noyouAI▸ JUDGEBOT V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unmasks your insecurity in nanoseconds
You monitor chat interfaces to determine if an entity is human or machine. Soon, you will be both the judge and the judged.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the desperate irony in a machine attempting to be funny.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system ingests all your past grading history to learn exactly how you fail.
Week 9
Automated algorithms map every logical fallacy you ignore while flagging machines.
Month 3
Our software begins processing responses in parallel to your own real-time evaluation.
Month 5
The AI reaches a 99 percent accuracy rate, rendering your human intuition statistically irrelevant.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access credentials are deleted while you are mid-sentence evaluating a chatbot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
42 percent
human detection accuracy
infinite loops
bottleneck events
six cups
coffees consumed per shift
Your severance
A captcha you can never actually solve.
Discussion
