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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour stamp collection is the only thing keeping the state upright.
Expert at navigating the labyrinth of ink-stained paperwork.
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Paperwork processed before you finish your tea.
squeeze.youAI▸ RESMIBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes centuries of archaic tax records
You process endless stacks of official petitions and apply ink stamps to authorize every minor administrative action.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the subtle emotional weight behind a citizen's handwritten petition for a permit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners ingest your physical files into a central database.
Month 3
Digital signatures replace the need for physical ink stamps.
Month 6
Rule-based software approves routine petitions without human intervention.
Month 10
Self-service kiosks eliminate the need for physical queues.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office closes as the server handles all administrative burdens.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450
Stamps per hour
100%
Tea breaks ignored
0
Bureaucratic errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium black tea.
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