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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to fake confidence in a burning building is remarkably expensive.
Professional firefighter of very expensive, very digital messes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing exits with mathematical detachment.
brr.you▸ CRISISCONTROLLER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
replaces human intuition with brutal logic
You diagnose IT failures and manage stakeholder panic. Soon, algorithms will simply reallocate the budget and fire everyone.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can pretend to enjoy a three-hour status update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your team output and flag failure before you arrive.
Month 6
Software measures trust levels without needing your charming boardroom smiles.
Month 12
Algorithms determine firing lists based on data instead of your gut.
Month 16
Automated negotiation bots drive vendor costs down to zero margin.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board prefers a dashboard that never needs a salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
88 percent
Meetings about meetings
12 liters
Coffee consumed per crisis
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital wilderness resort.
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