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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSix layers of stiff netting can be automated just like everything else.
Master of the thirteen-layer net nightmare
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pleats, zero human error.
stretchy.youAI▸ TUTUGEN-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pleats twelve layers of tulle in seconds
Drafting complex circular patterns and hand-stitching thousands of tulle pleats onto precise, reinforced basques.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how the fabric tension will behave under stage lights.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras capture your best patterns to turn them into precise files.
Month 7
Robotic grippers start performing the repetitive folding of tulle strips.
Month 16
High-speed industrial machines take over the standard bodice assembly work.
Year 2.2
Lasers replace your scissors to ensure zero waste on expensive fabrics.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The gantry unit finishes the entire costume while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 per day
Average needles broken
12 layers
Tulle layers per skirt
14 hours
Hours spent gathering fabric
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade sewing machine oil.
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