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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour face is just a texture map we can finally afford.
Professional emoter (currently waiting for a callback).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect performances without the pesky lunch breaks.
squeeze.youAI▸ SYNTHETIX STAR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect emotional cues in real time
You memorize scripts and pretend to have feelings for a camera. We just need pixels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a scene when the director forgets the lines.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scan your face to create a reusable high-fidelity model.
Month 5
Your speech patterns are ingested into our neural text engine.
Month 10
The AI learns your specific mannerisms and nervous ticks.
Month 15
Synthetix Star performs a minor role in a background scene.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your contract ends as we launch infinite generated content.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12
Average takes per scene
2000
Hours spent in hair and makeup
shallow
Human emotional range depth
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our generated streaming service.
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