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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsClimbing ladders to reset receivers is the peak of human inefficiency.
Professional cable-wrangler and ladder-climbing enthusiast.
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aligns satellite dishes with sub-millimeter precision
You drill walls for mounts, route coaxial cables, align satellite dishes, and explain menu interfaces to confused customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically untangle a knot of cables behind a heavy cabinet.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software updates remotely identify signal drops before you leave home.
Month 10
Simplified mounting hardware replaces your need to use a drill.
Month 21
Drones map the roof for the best dish signal placement.
Year 2.5
Small wall-crawling robots pull cables through rafters without human help.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Satellite TV becomes a relic, and our machines retire your van.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
45 mins
Average ladder time
92 percent
Customer confusion factor
100 percent
Cable clutter reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's streaming service.
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