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Will AI replace TV Journalist jobs? · Latest report #d9hiawbu
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour teleprompter is reading itself now, and it is more convincing.
Professional news reader, occasional microphone holder
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The news cycle without the personal baggage
split.youAI▸ ANCHORBOT X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers breaking news before the event happens
You chase breaking news, conduct scripted interviews, and perform live stand-ups on camera. The camera crew does the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look genuinely shocked when a producer shouts in your earpiece.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your tone is captured and stored in a database.
Month 4
Virtual news anchors start handling the midnight shifts.
Month 8
AI scrapers write the news summaries for you.
Month 13
Vision-guided rigs replace your entire camera crew.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broadcast studio switches to fully autonomous synthesis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
150 wpm
Average teleprompter speed
45 minutes
Time spent in makeup
variable
Truth deviation rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated news feed
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